My sisters back from london WOO! but anyway….her friend came round tonight and she was telling us how she went on a hen doo and she went to a stripper show.
She explained everything then went ’ and this guy came out and he played the piano *points down* with his penis!!!
her face was just amazing it was like a child saying she touched a boys hand….absolutely amazing.
seriously doh…..wah the fuk. what did he play chop sticks? come owwwwn.
- Ryan O’Connell, I Want To Know You (via grisho)
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
The amount of truth in this statement is staggering.