probs a had to be there thing.
My sisters back from london WOO! but anyway….her friend came round tonight and she was telling us how she went on a hen doo and she went to a stripper show.
She explained everything then went ’ and this guy came out and he played the piano *points down* with his penis!!!
her face was just amazing it was like a child saying she touched a boys hand….absolutely amazing.
seriously doh…..wah the fuk. what did he play chop sticks? come owwwwn.
"I want to know you. You seem like someone worth knowing. Every day I feel like I’m surrounded by people with hard edges and sour faces but I get the sense that you’re different. Too often people seem to think that they have the answers to everything. Their faces are trapped in permascowls and they can’t be bothered with anything besides their own narcissism. You aren’t like that. You still ask questions. You’re still looking for the answers."
- Ryan O’Connell, I Want To Know You (via grisho)
(via callmethebreezeee)
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.
Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
(Source: lucyquin, via rosierockets)
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
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Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.
The amount of truth in this statement is staggering.
(Source: daniinrealworld, via callmethebreezeee)
